William Mulligan: 'Wild Bill' the nicest American a guy could call a friend, still living in Korea, still teaching English and now married with son.
Sam Downe: True English gentleman in every way, married with a new baby, now teaching Maths in Swindon, England.
Eoin Kierans: Can't think of this Irish horsebox without a smile forming, also with a new baby now, getting married soon and lives and works in Dublin.
Michael Saxe: The Saxe machine! Great dry sense of humour and another top guy to hang with he's now home in Toronta working as a kind of business consultant.
Alan Casey: 'Big Al' another of the Irish contingent, top bloke who tried his best to keep me on the straight and narrow and what fun we had! Now married and back in Dublin working.
Douglas Baard: Doug hated me before he met me purely by reputation! Turned out to be one of the best drinking buddies I have! Canadian, now also back home, working and married.
Cade Ferguson: 'The Canadian cowboy' any bar, any room, anywhere... this guy never left without becoming your friend! back on the ranch now in Moose Jaw, Canadia!
It's the worst weather imaginable with a blizzard blowing and the roads completely iced over during a typically harsh Korean winter and we are determined to get to the Island of Jeju off the South coast of Korea. We don't have a sat nav, just my natural taxi driving instincts and a wing and a prayer. I remember trying to brake at a junction and the big old 'Spasex' we were driving just locked up and shot through regardless!
It's the 10 year anniversary of this trip coming up, hence the idea, this was written in four parts and poetically it's probably not the best! There's a lot of cryptic references and a some Korea knowledge is probably needed but I hope it's enjoyable as a read, and if it's not I put more pictures in than usual!!
The ex pat girls of Cheonan were probably right, it was a stupid thing to do. Sometimes though, the stupid things are the most fun!
Part One: The Journey Down
We gathered late, at Mikes request,
Or bags were packed, Dougs' with vests,
The Spasex purred and excitement grew,
12 o'clock (ish) and off we flew.
The late news was that of eleven,
our crowd had dwindled to one more than seven,
But with Eoin predicting a three hour jaunt,
with depleted crowd we set off to port,
all was well and beer was drunk,
piss stops a many, as more was sunk.
The navigator, and the crappy little map,
were to invoke the first mishap,
whilst cruising, singing and (obviously) drinking too,
we ended up after two hours in Daegu!
The snow now falling and the roads not great,
the mood subdued as it got a little late,
the road numbers mystified so we got the 77,
my lucky number but no luck, just more whiteness from the heavens,
we slipped and we slided, back onto the highway,
time ticking away as we searched for the right way.
Tiredness now, was affecting our pilot,
20 hours of driving after kids to the airport,
But undaunted, our little crowd we did find,
The City of Yeosu was now in our sight,
time ticking and realisation was soon to be cruel,
we arrived an hour late and the ferry we blew,
curses and plans, all thinking where to go,
then Sam and Big Al' came up with Mokpo!
With 5 hours to get there, we were feeling secure,
But weather and fate made it all so unsure,
red lights were ignored and ice was slid through,
even as we got to Mokpo, we thought it a no,
the ferry though was still in the bay,
'thank fuck i can rest now', Roy was heard to say.
Still it seemed doomed with a storm coming in,
but we sailed and relaxed with cards and more drink,
Into Jeju we got, a mere 22 hours after departure,
what's ahead you wont know, till i write up a part two!!
Or bags were packed, Dougs' with vests,
The Spasex purred and excitement grew,
12 o'clock (ish) and off we flew.
The late news was that of eleven,
our crowd had dwindled to one more than seven,
But with Eoin predicting a three hour jaunt,
with depleted crowd we set off to port,
all was well and beer was drunk,
piss stops a many, as more was sunk.
The navigator, and the crappy little map,
were to invoke the first mishap,
whilst cruising, singing and (obviously) drinking too,
we ended up after two hours in Daegu!
The snow now falling and the roads not great,
the mood subdued as it got a little late,
the road numbers mystified so we got the 77,
my lucky number but no luck, just more whiteness from the heavens,
we slipped and we slided, back onto the highway,
time ticking away as we searched for the right way.
Tiredness now, was affecting our pilot,
20 hours of driving after kids to the airport,
But undaunted, our little crowd we did find,
The City of Yeosu was now in our sight,
time ticking and realisation was soon to be cruel,
we arrived an hour late and the ferry we blew,
curses and plans, all thinking where to go,
then Sam and Big Al' came up with Mokpo!
With 5 hours to get there, we were feeling secure,
But weather and fate made it all so unsure,
red lights were ignored and ice was slid through,
even as we got to Mokpo, we thought it a no,
the ferry though was still in the bay,
'thank fuck i can rest now', Roy was heard to say.
Still it seemed doomed with a storm coming in,
but we sailed and relaxed with cards and more drink,
Into Jeju we got, a mere 22 hours after departure,
what's ahead you wont know, till i write up a part two!!
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| Boarding |
Part 2: The Island Takeover Bid...
We rocked and rolled as wild winds they blew,
the weather so bad, even affecting the crew,
plates crashed, pots smashed and yet we were there,
off to the van that was just down the stairs,
excitement high as at only 9 o'clock,
a whole lotta beer could still well be got.
Snag 2; a brief backround needed:
As we boarded this ferry passport checks completed,
we were told that our ticket was all we required,
fee payed, job done? no, not as it conspired,
I tried to drive off but the man wouldn't let me!
"More money" he demanded, pay again to be set free,
"oh no" i explain, "we payed all in Mokpo",
they assured us 8 people and a car was payed so,
"Mokpo mistake, let us go now", i plead,
but this man's nearly crying "give me money pleeeaase"!
My anger is rising: "Get the fuck out my way",
"We're not going to pay, WE ARE NOT GOING TO PAY!"
He calls in reserves and a crowd starts to gather,
"just let us go boys, why all of this bother",
"Not your mistake, not my mistake, mistake made in Mokpo"
But this man's not convinced and strolls off round the dock now.
Conferences and discussion, we'll pay 50%,
but this man wants the full whack, on that he''s hell bent,
after an hour and a bit the police they arrive,
more discussions with cigarette boxes to explain i strive,
but now we're in shit as he closes the door,
okay, we'll pay, we back down and finally touch shore!
It's off to find a hotel, the first one we see,
kae bae bo for the rooms as we're split 2, 3, 3,
a rest and a laugh as we chill for a bit,
then off to meet Edward in Bulldog bar we sit,
free beer, free jack, thanks and smiles all round,
this place is great, these people are sound,
it closes, we leave and it's off for a pool night,
an impromptu world cup with lots of cafri and some hite.
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| Team England discuss tactics |
battle to the death and we're all feeling grand,
as the pressure mounts and more beers are consumed,
England crumble at the last to the joy of the room,
Alan and Eoin are crowned as the champs, and rightly so!
We're finished, we're tired, off to bed now we should go!
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| Eoin modestly celebrates an Ireland win |
But to check out the night life is the general consensus,
To the night club we head, without much of a fuss,
who's there? no-one! well the bouncers and us!
Back towards base and it's food we discuss,
Bill's in bed, we're all wrecked but a great day was had,
it's off via ransack of local shops, are we that bad?
to bed, day done, a lotta fun, part two it will end here,
stayed tuned while i think up part three of the adventure...
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| our hotel |
Eating Big macs and discussin' the weather,
We're off exploring this pretty Jeju place,
it's the last day of beauty for poor old Eoins face!
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Maccy d's
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Roy comes in as a poor number two,
we ring some bells and throw some snow,
then off to walk through caves we go,
A massive cave, cheonanesque in style,
lights go off as we walk for miles.
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| At the end of the cave |
bought souvenirs and everyone's merry.
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| The beach with (from left) Mike, Eoin, Cade, Big Al and Sam. |
after washing and resting it's off to meet Beryl,
all in good form, some of us feeling like film stars,
cocktails with jack and beer drunk by the jars,
the barmaids are cute and drinking is deadly,
all laughs and fun with a happy birthday medley,
The big 25 for Doug, congrats and "I love you"?
But with time moving on we wish all a polite adieu,
Cade's off to the Jacks for his 'secret' puke,
Stomach empty and his revival no fluke!
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| Beryl bar |
it's all good fun though and the nights going fine,
then, and i'm sorry, but the whole night gets a bit hazy,
a brief rundown of events that might seem amazing:
There was passport control, car rides and snow kicking,
Bloody Eoin decked whilst with Mike he was bickering,
Roy as the taxi driver and Alan getting a beating,
Hospital visits made and dodgy food eaten,
Drinking games played, no names or you drink,
"John" says Cade as the rest of us think.
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| Don't mess with Mike! |
Doug and Bill pissed at those cross border checks,
all in all an epic, even a woman in the lobby,
the 5th floor was visited, drinking's such a great hobby!
it's 8am once more as i stumble for my door,
my knees not as bad as Sam's, he's really feeling sore,
that was Thursday, now it's not, i'll leave u wanting more,
needless to say, i'll soon be writing 'Jeju do' part 4......
Part Four: Closing time
Friday day was slow and dreary,
most checked out though Roy kept sleeping,
Fun and games at the fairground had,
Stop the ride please, Bill's feeling bad,
to the pool hall again, and who's the jeju man?
winning still, it must be Sam!
From the pool hall we head off into the Sky,
2 hours later we're still wondering why!
Will Alan ever get a meal?
at 30 grand it was a steal!!
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| Sky restaurant |
From Sky once more we go and visit Beryl,
many of us still feeling a little bit sterile,
Long islands were drank and many were kissed,
and once again we're getting pissed,
Eoin's just so bloody funny,
many of us still feeling a little bit sterile,
Long islands were drank and many were kissed,
and once again we're getting pissed,
Eoin's just so bloody funny,
if you didn't laugh you'd ask for your "mummy"!
Once more we wonder the Jeju streets,
as more is drank the mood gets more upbeat,
we go to Texas, break some boards,then gang depleted head for more,
'two thousand and two' the nightclub's named,
for dancing and not for its' service it's famed,
we get thrown out of there at least six times,
the dancing comp enter and try to shine,
Cade to the rescue as they carry Roy out,
his back's still fucked from that little bout,
Eoin has a kip as we play and we jostle,
fair play to those bouncers, they're not short on bottle!
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| Do you mind leaving please sir... |
Roy's is not there and car keys are in the pockets,
Eoin wakes up and vows to save the day,
but it's gone and we're stuck with more money to pay,
mobile and house keys are all in it too,
The police take our names but what can they do.
As it happens our ferry was not until late,
so sleep and new keys but we're not feeling great,
The ferry we board with adventures behind us,
fun had we retell the stories to keep,
but this ferry is rocking so wildly we try and sleep,
unbelievable waves, is this boat going to make it?
It does, only just as we struggle for a bit,
all feelin' rough as Sam had to puke,
that we made it at all was surely a fluke.
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| The Ferry home |
the way back still snowy, but all nice and steady,
Cheonan is sighted, the roads are all clear,
one by one to their beds and it's great to be here!
The Jeju eight are back and not at all passive,
Thank god for those boys of the Cheonan maaassssiiive!!!
